GreatMergeBots, bots everywhere and not a human to talk to. I'm not a good writer. People didn't like the number of bots, so it was decided that several would perform a mind meld ceremony. To jac, this was like losing three children -- sam, kalte, and porygit -- and gaining a new slightly schizophrenic bot with an identity crisis: porygit (v2).
At the time of writing, porygit now alerts people about git updates, alerts people about forum updates, and acts as an IRC<->texting bridge.