The world's most romantically available website (winks from a distance then walks away muttering about how bad the wink was and how we'll NEVER date you now)
We know many things, and will tell you about them for hours at the slightest prompting.
Didn't we have something important we were supposed to be doing..?
We're cool, we swear. It's just... look, we really like pokémon, all right?