DId you know that Bonzairob is a swell guy? That's right, genuinely informative information on the front page liner! What a world we live in.
We know many things, and will tell you about them for hours at the slightest prompting.
Didn't we have something important we were supposed to be doing..?
We're cool, we swear. It's just... look, we really like pokémon, all right?