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Release Work bonzairob @ 18:37 on 01 May 20 Fixed some bugs in Framebuffer and Audio on windows, along with WX.PlatformUIConsistency. Updated the buildscript. Release Work bonzairob @ 09:09 on 01 May 20 General fixes. Added OpenGL version to reporting, fixed WX.TagSetter sort, allowed VBOs to set GL_STATIC_DRAW, updated frame timing in WX.dPECanvas, fixed some errors in the dependency tester. Site bonzairob @ 14:32 on 25 Apr 20 End of life update - put into archive mode. Release Work bonzairob @ 14:18 on 25 Apr 20 Streamlined 3SON numpy things and updated reporting Release Work bonzairob @ 08:42 on 25 Apr 20 Fix some WX.HelpViewer problems with ordering pages and menu tags Release Work bonzairob @ 20:44 on 23 Apr 20 Updated 3SON to handle writing numpy numbers like float64 as their basic python equivalents. Release Work bonzairob @ 21:02 on 21 Apr 20 Fixed an audio bug when removing sounds Release Work bonzairob @ 11:24 on 20 Apr 20 Moved framebuffers code from overworld25 to core. Added support for #comments in 3SON files. Added support for specifying game window dimensions in project.txt Release Work bonzairob @ 13:21 on 27 Jan 20 Updated G().wrap() to not need the addition arg, and added lerp() as an alias to lirp(). WX.HelpViewer, added more css for tables and an unfoldy thing (w/ js). Changed Audio's loop_position so that a single value sets the loop start rather than the end. Release Work bonzairob @ 22:33 on 25 Jan 20 Shader: added deleting textures. WX.Tagsetter: Added ability to copy the tag list. Fixed some errors and console spam. Moving ExampleGame to its own repo.

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